Things i have learned

Things I have learned recently:

• i can chop up a baby snake with a hoe in less than 30 seconds.
• i can ride my bike 3 miles, exercise on the ellipitical for 30 minutes and ride my bike 3 miles home without passing out.
• the trumpet sounds louder in the morning than in the afternoon.
• vampire teeth equals good grades, as do other bribes.
• i love meat on a stick, any meat...lamb, chicken, steak, pork...
• life is like a roller coaster, when you hit the down valley, slowly you will climb up and hit a peak of wonderment, followed by a wild ride of crooks and turns.
• children of all ages love to push buttons on Hallowing toys, instantly cheering them up.
• if i don't cook breakfast soon, there may be a revolt in the house.