Thursday, November 05, 2009

helpful hint #25

When you find an empty tube of Carmex, minty lip balm, in the dryer,

realize your jeans and underpants will give you a tingly sensation when you put them on.
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p.s. I think I am going to quit looking for a job and write a book, since the only job offer I have recieved is to babysit.

Which book should I write:

a reality fiction book of Daisy Blue who grew up in rural Arkansas, full of adventure, laughter and tears and boys with snakes behind their motorcycles and in their lockers

OR

a spy novel about 5 homemaker women who happen to like to blow up bridges and rob from the rich to give to the poor?

4 comments:

plaws said...

DEFINITELY the spy novel.

Chris Edens said...

i agree - and i definitely want one of your characters to be based on me....you know, the one that's the cute kind of crazy, not the REAL kind of crazy that i REALLY am! haha!

TheSmellyArmpit said...

Oh, I can't choose; they are both fun ideas. Maybe Daisy Blue could later grown up and become one of the 5 homemaker women! yahooo!

Love ya sis!

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to the spy novel

 MageeBaby