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day 1.

Summer day camp is NEVER long enough. When you drop them off and are to be back in 3 hours, really you might as well just sit there in the parking lot. The reality is that 3 hours dissipates into like 3 minutes, you get nothing done, yet capture a feeling of frazzled because you are trying to cram a week into that 3 hours.

...by the way i got a cone of shame for my little doggie that had leg surgery last week. he already figured out how to get it off his head. rats.

so anyway, i have overcommited my children to play dates, even though Big Kid has a meeting he has to go to. arrrggghh. taking everyone home early.

to end a conversation from the car this morning.

Big Kid: "Little Bit, punch me. Slug Bug. Punch me! As hard as you can."

Slap.

Big Kid: "I said punch me. Don't slap me. Punch me. Punch me. PUNCH ME!"

KA-WHAP.

Me: "No. Don't do that anymore. That sounded like it hurt. Big Kid, don't tell her to punch you. Little Bit, even if he tells you to punch him, don't. You don't need to do something just because someone else tells you to do it."

Big Kid: "Little Bit, I'm going to jump off the bridge, do you want to jump off the bridge?"

Little Bit: "Yessss."

ok. i give up.