Seasonal Nut Wreath

Seasonal Nut Wreath. That's what the email subject line from Martha Stewart read.

All I can think to myself is what a perfect title. I mean really at this time of year, don't we all need a seasonal nut wreath on our front door to alert the neighbors of what might be inside these walls. Just a bunch of nuts.

I think it would definitely bring me merriment to come home every night and see a nut wreath hanging from my door. Of course, it might make me change my mind on entering and make me turn my car around and head out for the closest bar or mall.

I don't think I'll be making the seasonal nut wreath, even if it is appropriate for this time of year.