monday breakfast table conversation

Big Kid: "Next time someone is in the bathroom, I should turn my chair over like this."

He turns his chair at the kitchen table over on it's side."

Big Kid: "Then I should get some ketchup and put it all over me. Then I'll scream real loud like this, 'AAAAAAHHHH.' Then Kitty can be lying here like this eating my head."

Big Kid lies down on the floor beside the overturned chair, with Kitty by his head biting on his hair.

Big Kid: "Then whenever someone would come into the room, I'd tell them 'Kitty pushed me outta the chair! And started eating me!' "

Me: "That would make me so scared."

Just as quick, Big Kid pops back up, sets the chair upright at the breakfast table and sits down beside me. Then , he lets out a BIG poot.

Big Kid: "Did that make you scared?"

Me: "aahhh."

The rest of the morning was spent letting the dog in and teaching him tricks, and feeding the cat kitty treats.